These proofs provided here are intended for humor only. They do not actually prove anything. They use typical methods of proving simple physical equations.
Finally, the only thing they could possibly prove, is that some of our search consultants have too much private home time on their hands. Please help them, Give them more work to do!
Some definitions :
x >> y : x is Much larger than than y
x > y : x is larger than y
& : And
= : Equal
or v : DxDt or Velocity
m: mass or Amount of 'stuff'
E: Energy or work energy
S : Synergy or Synergy in the workplace (not a physical term)
x : times /multiply/ couple
: Infinity/ High number
->: goes to/ approaches
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The DxDt Momentum Proof
Assume: exists & > 0 (zero)
Assume: m= Your Massive Hiring needs
Then according to the physical equation:
P= mv
or
Momentum = Mass x Velocity
or
Momentum = m x
Finally
Hiring Momentum = Massive hiring needs x
We can conclude:
No matter how large your Technical Hiring needs are, if you utilize DxDt's great services you will gain great momentum, both in your business, and in the fulfillment of your general Recruiting needs.
The DxDt Energy Proof
Assume: Infinite or high energy in the workplace create Synergy.
or As E -> , S is created
Also, assume that higher Energy Levels in the workplace creates higher levels of Synergy
or As E -> , S ->
When m or your mass hiring needs get in the way of your company's performance, energy and the possibility of synergy is reduced, therefore:
If m -> then E -> 0 and S -> 0 which may cause productivity issues for your firm.
According to the Kinetic Energy Equation:
Where E is Energy, m is mass (Massive Hiring needs) and v is DxDt or velocity
We know from previous definitions that v =
so,
If multiplying m by means utilizing DxDt's services, then means utilizing DxDt heavily.
We can Conclude:
To be sure that you Mass Hiring needs will not cause reduced performance, morale and productivity, utilize DxDt heavily. This will cause a tremendous amount of energy to surge through your business and by previous assumptions, high Synergy.
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